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Its inspiring to read the news before its news isn't it. For example London Legacy Development Corporation announces opening plans for the Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park, 11 May 2012

To enable people to get onto the Park as quickly as possible, the Legacy Corporation has carefully planned its works to re-open the Park in phases, as each piece of work reaches completion. The first area will re-open from 27 July 2013 – exactly one year after the Olympics Opening Ceremony.

First to open will be the North Park in July 2013, which in addition to the community hub includes acres of vibrant green parklands and footpaths, perfect for picnics, walks and play. Also here, the Multi-Use Arena, a 7,500 capacity indoor entertainment venue will host a range of community events, along with a yearly programme of high profile sports and concerts. The Legacy Corporation will celebrate the opening of the North Park with an event for local residents and visitors.

Visitors will be able to access the Park through entrances in Hackney, Tower Hamlets and Waltham Forest, in addition to pedestrian access through Eton Manor. The remainder of the North Park will open at the end of 2013, and will include the Lee Valley VeloPark and more access points for visitors.

Second to open will be the South Plaza in Easter 2014...

But as it turns out from 2pm today the news is that its only the southern part of the North Park and there's only the one way in and out.
North Park (South)North Park (South)

Also, as highlighted elsewhere the bombast of old Etonians Bompas and Parr's opening ceremony finale turned out to be controversial as well as a bit pants (see comments).
Hackney Gazette front page Thursday 1/8/2013: see:  Sick! Olympic Park 'river of death' to be dyed lurid green for festival finale  Fish killed in the River Lea. Pushed to their limits by environmental mismanagementHackney Gazette front page Thursday 1/8/2013:

Compare and contrast with the press release for the news to be copied and pasted from before the event took place

> From: Paul Woodmansey
> Date: 27 July 2013 12:58:51 BST
> Subject: PRESS RELEASE - Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park river to be turned fluorescent emerald green for dramatic finale of Open East Festival
> Press Release
> Information on Bompas & Parr commission
> embargoed until 9.30pm, 27 July
> Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park river to be turned fluorescent emerald green for dramatic finale of Open East Festival
> · Tens of thousands of spectators came together today to celebrate the anniversary of London 2012, and public opening of the Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park
> · Programme of music, food, theatre and more produced by Barbican and Create London delights visitors of all ages
> · Artists Bompas & Parr will leave lasting impression as their dramatic music and light festival finale set to turn the River Lea striking fluorescent emerald green
> Images taken throughout the day, including of the finale, will be uploaded to Dropbox on an on-going basis – download here.
> Tens of thousands of people today descended on the Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park for the first day of Open East Festival, a weekend of music, food, theatre and entertainment to celebrate the anniversary of London 2012 and public opening of the park. Musicians from as far afield as Columbia, The Congo, Jamaica and Mali joined local performers including Hackney Colliery Band, whilst top BMX stunt riders demonstrated their impressive skills against the iconic backdrop of the velodrome, and Sacrilege, a life-size bouncy-castle replica of Stonehenge by four-time Turner Prize winner Jeremy Deller entertained children and adults alike.
> On both Saturday and Sunday the Open East Festival will culminate in Chromatopsia: A Water Symphony, a mesmerising and surprise commission by artists Bompas & Parr, turning the River Lea emerald green to the delight of the crowds gathered around its banks. At 9.30pm festival goers will be surprised by the sounds of a hypnotic soundscape of water music from a Glass Harp, drawing together contributions by the public recorded throughout the day, which will provide the perfect accompaniment to the glowing emerald green river running through the Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park. It will be created using a combination of safe fluorescein light reactive dye administered by boats and blue lighting. Chromatopsia explores themes of light, sound, colour, liquid and movement and celebrates the river’s place at the heart of London’s newest park.
> Chromatopsia was developed in collaboration with the Barbican, Create London, the London Legacy Development Corporation, the Environment Agency and the Canal & River Trust. Bompas & Parr worked closely with Professor John Girkin, Director of Biophysical Sciences Institute at Durham University, in developing the technique and light response of the dye.
> Bompas & Parr, named by The Independent as 'one of the 15 people who will define the future of arts in Britain', are famed for their innovative commissions, which have seen them install a tutti-frutti boating lake at Kew Garden, put a crazy golf course on the roof of Selfridges, London and create a walk-in cloud of breathable gin and tonic cocktail.
> Sam Bompas of Bompas & Parr said: “The Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park landscape is the inspiration for this interventionist artwork, a piece that highlights the natural beauty of one of its key focal points – the River Lea, with the green echoing the ecological credentials of the park.”
> Boris Johnson, Mayor of London said: “Our cultural celebrations added to the magic of the London 2012 Games and the fabulous line up at Open East is another high point for this summer's events in the Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park. With great music, live performance, good food, as well a few surprises, it shows the promise of the park as a future destination for Londoners and tourists alike.”
> Hadrian Garrard, Director, Create London, said: “Open East Festival has seen the Olympic spirit return as tens of thousands of people have come together to enjoy the very best music, theatre, food and entertainment from around the world. Bompas & Parr’s unique commission has created yet another lasting memory in the Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park, one of many more to come as Open East marks the public opening of this much-loved space.”
> Louise Jeffreys, Director of Programming, Barbican, said: “Louise Jeffreys, Director of Programming, Barbican, said: “This Bompas & Parr commission is a fitting finale to Open East Festival, spectacularly showcasing the River Lea to celebrate London’s newest park opening its gates to the public. Open East Festival has given tens of thousands of visitors the chance to experience the north of the Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park at its best with a packed programme featuring the best in international and local music, food, theatre, and art.”
> Dennis Hone, Chief Executive of the London Legacy Development Corporation said: “Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park will be a dynamic and exciting place with art, culture and creativity alongside sport and leisure. It's fantastic that on the anniversary of the Olympic Games the Open East Festival will showcase world-class artists while the Stadium sees the world’s top athletes back on the track. We are set to deliver a brilliant new cultural and sporting destination and a great legacy for east London.”
> Howard Davidson, Director South East, Environment Agency, said: “The River Lea has dazzled tens of thousands of spectators tonight and its image will be unforgettable. The River Lea as centre stage in these festivities is a tribute to the Olympics and the many people who have worked so hard over the years to bring new life and vibrancy to the local environment for everyone to enjoy.”
> Tony Hales, Chair of Canal & River Trust, said: “It is so exciting to see the waterways of the Lower Lea Valley slowly coming back to life as vibrant, cultural spaces. A decade ago this sort of celebration would have been unimaginable. Now I hope it will become the norm as more people learn to love and care for the river.”
> Open East Festival
> The Open East Festival includes a host of international music acts on the main music and Caught by the River stages, including The Waterboys, Seun Kuti with special guests Robert Glasper & Dead Prez, a supergroup of Malian artists including celebrated duo Amadou and Mariam, Vieux Farka Touré and Fatoumata Diawara assembled by Cheick Tidian Seck, Ondatropica featuring Quantic and Frente Cumbiero, U-Roy, Bomba Estéreo, Jupiter & Okwess International, Soul Caribbean, DJ Don Letts, Wire, Stealing Sheep, Viv Albertine, Le Volume Courbe and The Rockingbirds.
> The Fairey Band, also known as Acid Brass, are also performing at the festival. Acid Brass, the brainchild of Jeremy Deller, is the unlikely fusion of Acid House anthems with the sound of a traditional British Brass Band. Their performances of music by groups like the KLF, 808 State and many more have been huge hits with audiences at music festivals across Europe and beyond.
> Open East Festival is a fantastic day out in Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park for all the family. Young visitors will be enchanted by The House of Fairy Tales who will present their legendary Travelling Art Circus (which includes Gavin Turk’s Space Pyramid), encounter Joey from the acclaimed National Theatre production War Horse, and be mesmerised by Graeae’s production of Ted Hughes’ The Iron Man.
> There are also opportunities to witness performances from some leading east London artists and organisations, unearth a future masterpiece at the Art Car Boot Fair (featuring Bob & Roberta Smith, Gavin Turk and leading East London street artist Pure Evil), experience the Pandemonium Drummers and BMX riders from the London 2012 Olympic Opening Ceremony and explore London’s newest park.
> Sacrilege, the life-sized inflatable bouncy castle replica of Stonehenge by Turner Prize-winning artist Jeremy Deller, originally commissioned by Glasgow International Festival of Visual Art and the Mayor of London, has also finally made its way into Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park as part of the festival.
> The Open East Festival continues tomorrow (Sunday 28 July) and thanks to the support of Arts Council England and the Legacy Trust UK day tickets are priced at just £9.50 for adults, £6.00 for children aged 5 - 16, and under 5’s go free. Tickets are available from or can be bought at the Box Office at the entrance to the Festival site at the Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park.
> Download pictures from the Open East Festival in Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park here.
> Contacts
> For further information / Use of pictures / Interviews
> Cult.Brand: +44(0)20 7749 6850
> Paul Woodmansey:
> Emily Airton
> Media Team at the London Legacy Development Corporation:
> +44 (0) 20 3288 1777 / +44 (0) 7817 386 499 /
> Barbican:
> +44 (0) 20 7382 5274 /

while here's the statement[PDF] Create London rushed out next day (perhaps in response to the irony having been impressed upon them?)

Following last week’s incident upstream of Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park in which fish were affected by reduced oxygen levels in the River Lea, we consulted closely with all the relevant agencies including the Environment Agency and Canal & Rivers Trust on whether or not to proceed with the Bompas & Parr commission. On the advice received we felt that it was appropriate and safe to proceed with the finale for the Open East festival.

How "hundreds of big bream dead, bloated and stinking" ended up at Three Mills downstream of the Park is something they chose not to go into of course.
Dead bream at Three Mills days before Open East festival: photo @mableygreenerDead bream at Three Mills days before Open East festival: photo @mableygreener

Howard Davidson, Director South East, Environment Agency and Tony Hales, Chair of Canal & River Trust, despite their uncanny ability to predict the future in contributions to that press release for "a piece that highlights the natural beauty of one of its key focal points – the River Lea, with the green echoing the ecological credentials of the park", are also possibly aware of the present conditions. Flowing sluggishly alongside Lizzies Lympics Park the Lea Navigation remains suitably green.
Lea Navigation covered with duckweed near iCity/Media Centre: Photo @deedeeleaLea Navigation covered with duckweed near iCity/Media Centre: photo @deedeelea

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